TXT YA L8R
By Michelle Lane
3
girls stand on stage texting.
BING
BING is heard form EMILY
EMILY
Oh my god. John texted me! “Hey baby hope you’re having a
good day, XOXO John. Love you sweetie!”
ANNA
Oh! Send it to me!
TAYLOR
And me!
The
three keep texting.
BOOP and BONG are heard from ANNA
and TAYLOR.
ANNA
AWW that’s so sweet!
TAYLOR
So sweet!
EMILY
Right? He’s precious.
The
three keep texting.
EMILY
(while texting)
So did you guys watch Chris Matthews last night?
The
other two girls stop and look at EMILY
ANNA
I saw like the first half.
TAYLOR
I recorded it.
They
continue texting.
EMILY
FB Status update: Hanging with my besties!
ANNA
Tag me!
TAYLOR
And me!
EMILY
Only if you bitches like it!
ANNA
Of course!
TAYLOR
Course!
They
keep texting.
ANNA
TWEETING: with my best friends #truefriendship
EMILY
Totes retweeting!
TAYLOR
Retweeting!
They
keep texting.
ANNA
Oh my god! Frankie texted me!
EMILY
No way!
TAYLOR
NO!
ANNA
Yes. Yes way.
EMILY
What a dick. Forward it to me.
TAYLOR
Dick. Me.
ANNA
He goes: “Hey Anna. I’m real sorry for last week. Hope I can
make it up to you.”
EMILY
UGH what a douche!
TAYLOR
UGGHH douche!
They
text.
TAYLOR collapses on the ground and
begins to convulse.
The other two glance at her, point
their phones and take a picture.
EMILY
Instagramming!
ANNA
Vining!
THE
END
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